I must admit this is my first silicone lube ever: today I'm going to talk about the FUCKSLUT silicone lube from MEO.de!
I must first note that this is not my usual girly lube bottle, adorned with images of cherries, strawberries or whatever flavor has my chosen product of the moment: with the words FUCKSLUT I would not leave this bottle in plain sight, perhaps saying my mother that it's a face cream or body moisturizer. It wasn't sealed with the translucent piece of plastic I used to find in spray products by MEO, but it also looks way sturdier and less-prone to break during the shipping process. It was also correclty packed, together with other products, in a box lined with bubble plastic wrap.
I never bought silicone-based lubes before because I mostly use this kind of product during play sessions with toys made from the same kind of material. It's well known that silicone based lubes are not compatible with silicone sex toys, and honestly, what kind of reviewer would I be if I didn't use only vibrators made from the safest, more hygienic material available on the market? All jokes aside, never use the FUCKSLUT on that expensive silicone sex toy: you can damage it!
I don't know why, but I was expecting a silicone lube to be thicker than a water based one. The FUCKSLUT proved me wrong: its serum-like, nearly liquid texture is very pleasant to the touch, and it can't be more different from the gelatinous consistency of my usual flavoured lubes.
I would compare its feel to the one of a high-end face serum: the ones you put on before your daily moisturizer. Not runny, neither thick and most importantly, not sticky at all.
The first benefit I found in comparison with my usual water-based lube is that this one is really long-lasting. I was used to reapply my lube two or three times per session since I'm quite dry down there due to my contraceptive pill: with the FUCKSLUT instead, that little dab I start with goes a very long way. I'm starting to look at the 30ml travel-sized bottle in a much different way, thinking it will last me a lot longer than expected.
I know well that the feeling of the lube starting to dry up in the heat of the moment can be very uncomfortable: knowing that this one will last until Daddy and I finish playing is a sensation I wouldn't be able to give up.
Then, I absolutely had to try it in the bath tub since I could read on MEO's official website that this product is waterproof: I found it to act exactly in the same way inside and outside of the water.
The waterproof properties of the FUCKSLUT mean you won't be able to rinse it away with water as you would do with a water-based lube: the instructions I found on MEO's official website advise to rinse it with water and soap. I honestly preferred to leave it on my skin since the serum-like feel of the lubricant on my hands and body was pleasant. I didn't feel at all that usual urge of rinsing off my hands all that sticky, strawberry scented lube mess!
But I had success removing any residual of this product with a biphasic make-up remover, if you really need to clean up your hands after your play session.
The FUCKSLUT, whose INCI only consists of silicones (Dimethicone and Dimethiconol, Cyclomethicone) make me understand why they put this kind of ingredient in high-end cosmetics: obviously silicones aren't natural, but they are the only solution to achieve that special smooth-skin feel I get from this lube. If this was an anti-aging product instead of a sex lube, they would market it to smooth the fine lines around your eyes! It also reminded me a little of certain smoothing face primers used to create an even surface before applying the foundation.
Silicones also are the only way to achieve this product's waterproof and long lasting properties. I hope the fanatics of all-natural skin care will keep this in mind next time they attempt sex in water only to find they're damn dry down there!
The FUCKSLUT is clear with no smell at all, however I should warn my readers that I found it stains more than a water-based lubricant: you can't remove the stain with water only and the item that came in contact with the product needs to go into the washing machine. Beware if you're planning a quickie!
I also feel this product is quite cheap: given that you only need a few drops per session and that the 30ml bottle will last as a 50ml one or even bigger of water based lube, buying it at 6.90€ at MEO sounds like a deal!
Overall a high quality product that meets the standards I already learnt to appreciate in the brand MEO. I'm officially sold on the silicone-based lubricants' properties and I will specifically buy the FUCKSLUT again, because of the lightweight feel on the skin and no need to reapply during intercourse.
If you want to try it for yourself along with a huge choice of other made in Germany sexual wellness products for every need, buy it at MEO's official shop: the 30ml bottle I have costs 6.90€ (6.02£ and 8.49 USD on 08/04/2018) and the 100ml costs 14.90€ (13.01£ and 18.32 USD on 08/04/2018)
I got the FUCKSLUT free of charge in exchange for my honest unbiased review. This post contains affiliate links. Thanks to MEO for giving me the opportunity to test this product!
I got the FUCKSLUT free of charge from MEO in exchange for my honest and unbiased review. This post contains affiliate links. Thanks to MEO for giving me the opportunity to know this product!
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