No, it's not an orthodontic appliance. It's a blowjob vibrator: sounds like sci-fi, right? Instead, it's reality today thanks to the brand You2Toys produced by Orion: as a sex toy geek, how could I resist to try this innovative, curious product?
The packaging
The product came in a tiny box, very smaller than expected: I thought that the toy would be as big as a We-Vibe!
Obviously, I'm not very good at estimating the real size of a sex toy from its measurements and pics, even if they were very detailed at Orion's official shop online!
Instead, its miniature size is very convenient for my travel needs: this blowjob enhancer will fit in any make-up bag or pocket, ready for quickies in the most inappropriate places!
The box is minimal but pretty: by opening a cardboard lid you get access to a window that shows the product. The pics of the cute purple mini vibe are very detailed, and an instructional image on the back of the box shows how to use it in an easy-to-understand way.
On the side of the packaging, there are the actual measurements of the product: I think that this is very useful for a customer who's shopping at a brick-and-mortar adult store!
Definitely, the packaging of the You2Toys Blowjob Vibrator would look great on the shelves of a retailer.
The material
The material is soft and velvety to the touch: a little less silky than the high quality silicone of the Black Velvets range, but still very enjoyable. On the packaging is clearly stated that this toy is made from silicone + ABS plastic (I suppose that this latter material has been used for the silver piece, that feels more rigid to the touch), and that the silicone parts are coated in Polyurethane, a body-safe material that creates the velvety, soft-touch feel on the surface of the toy.
The materials used in all love toys from Orion undergo strict quality controls: I just learnt from the company's official website that the products get monitored for safety by Bureau Veritas, the famous international quality certification company, and by TÃœV Rheinland, a German quality inspection society.
Charging the toy for the first time
I haven't noticed immediately the charging port of the toy, because it's covered in a thin layer of the purple silicone: for the first use, you need to pierce it with the plug of the charger.
Luckily, on the packaging is shown a clear pic of the toy connected to the charger: very helpful to find the port!
The charger has an USB female plug you can connect to your laptop or phone adapter, as most sex toy charging cords have. Once the USB port is connected to a power source, a blue light starts blinking around the on/off button of the toy. The first charge takes approximately half an hour.
Let's play!
Wearing the mini vibe in my mouth is way easier than expected: it doesn't slip off as fast as I expected and, since it's very flexible, it's not uncomfortable at all. The first time that my partner saw me with this tiny purple object coming out from my mouth, he couldn't stop laughing: 'What? Have they invented a purple version of Invisalign? Did you really need to straighten your teeth?'
I was expecting the vibrations to feel uncomfortable in my mouth, especially since I have very sensitive nerves around my teeth, because of medical issues I went through in the past: instead, I don't have any complaint about the comfort of this toy.
The motor doesn't seem too strong if I test it against my sensitive, discerning erogenous zones: still, it's the bomb against my Daddy Dom's ones, since he likes a more delicate kind of stimulation than I do.
He loves this tiny purple vibe: it definitely adds that something extra to our usual blowjob!
He thinks that the sensations are very similar to when I play with my clitoral stimulators on his shaft. Only, this time I have both my hands free to play as I like!
Also, he says that the dotted texture provides extra stimulation on the penis.Â
Lots of fun
Still, our favourite feature of the You2Toys Blowjob Vibrator remains its ability to bring us hours and hours of laughter, plus the curiosity of a new, unusual object to try in the bedroom. This mini-vibe inspired lots of dentist-themed jokes! I don't know if we would buy it for the hands-free experience alone, if we weren't attracted by the newness of the whole experience.Â
I can see a great potential in this toy for kinksters who are into medical play and fancy some 'dentist/patient' sessions with their partner. Lots of sexy dental hygienist fantasies come to my mind, too...
If you fancy trying this fun and alternative couples' vibrator, you can buy it directly from Orion at 39.95€ here, or at most specialist stores.Â
I got the toy free of charge from Orion in exchange for my honest review: a special thanks to Sandra, the press manager of the German company. Unaffiliated post.